Euphemism
is defined by dictionary.com as
"
| — n | |
| 1. | an inoffensive word or phrase substituted for one considered offensive or hurtful, esp one concerned with religion, sex,death, or excreta. Examples of euphemisms are sleep with for have sexual intercourse with; departed for dead; relieve oneself for urinate |
| 2. | the use of such inoffensive words or phrases" |
Isn't that fun?
I found this nifty site and it generates them.
Go to http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism and try it sometime :)
"One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while
burping the cotton candy."
"Will you stop
shaking hands with the perpetual pork reload button?!"
"Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
hitting the pelvic dragon!"
"He was so drunk, he was literally
punching the conjugal beaver."
"Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience
cramming the buttery flesh puppy."
"He spent every lunch hour at home,
exercising the Roman leather batch."
"She checked the coast was clear before
shucking the pocket flounder."
I would like to thank Harry for introducing me to www.stumbleupon.com
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